So what does this have in common with Pandas you might ask and the answer is: sweet blue fuckall. Pandas are cute and I don’t like my porn cute, I like it hot, like Jenavive Jolie, the MILF in pic getting her twat filled on her birthday by a young stud, just the way she likes it.

Since I’m a younger guy myself and I have a thing for MILFs, this scene really works for me and this specific MILF has the look a prefer too. Long straight dark hair, stunning tits, a nice tan and she’s not clean shaven making her look like an eight year old below the waste. Why women do that and why men even like that is beyond me.

She’s 35 years old by the way and hails from San Luis Obispo, California in the USA. At 5 foot nothing and 105lbs she is a tiny little thing and we’ve all learnt by now that dynamite comes in small packages.

Get a discount to Brazzers with 67% off where you can find more honeys like Jenavive and so much more.

Well this little girl has no chance. She’s been locked up in the pretzel grip and this guy is stuffing her so full of sausage that her eyes will soon look like your local butchery’s windows.

She’s acting like she’s in total distress because of the manhandling but she’s actually enjoying that, it’s just that she has a bit of a fear of heights that’s getting to her at this point.

In the meantime her friend couldn’t be arsed about any of that for two reasons:

The first is that she knows her turn is next but the most important is that she’s about to break her highscore on Pokemon Trainer.

Well, I spoke a bucket-load of crap there which isn’t exactly unusual for me but let me pull out a line of seriousness:

Currently on offer is a Reality Kings discount for 74% off their entire network. Yup, that means all of their sites thrown into one bundle and it’s cheap as fuck. That’s about as serious as someone shouting “cunt!” on your back-swing.

Well, that was more than ‘a line’, so I lied. Who does just one line anyways?

I am simply hooked by VR as it takes the world by storm. I do think we have a long way to go still, especially as far as hardware is concerned if you just consider how bulky the goggles still are and that it is apparently acceptable to sell cardboard models for double digit dollars, but there is no doubt that this is the future of visual media entertainment.

The award winning site HoloGirlsVR is one of the front runners of the pack and if you’re interested to check out (and get hooked on) the future of porn then this is a very good place to drop a couple of dollars into for a membership. Your timing would be perfect because they are running some really sweet specials and you can save 25% with this HoloGirlsVR discount.

They already have a decent size content library which they are expanding rather frequently and the showcase top drawer pornstars such as Dahlia Skye in picture.

Sup guys and girls. False free porn ads have been pissing me off since the dawn of the internet really. There’s always some or other conditional clause the moment you have a closer look. Free as long as you this, free if you that, free as long as you pay. Such bullshit.

And then bam! I’ve been watching no strings attached, no membership fees porn ever since and I wanted to let all of you know that you can also watch high quality videos here for free.

It’s not like I can benefit from it in any way by keeping it to myself and honestly, I would have have shared it even if I could, because fuck all the guys who have ever wasted my time with their false advertising.

That’s my rant and my gift to you all.